what if ice creams licked you back
- person: you're blocking the view
- me: i am the view
“ask a parent before going online”
you know you aren’t cute when no one flirts with you on tumblr
- me: yeah i saw that last year on tumblr
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.
I am quite literally sobbing and laughing at the same time.
Sometimes I think about this post and just start crying laughing. I can’t even tell anyone about it without falling to pieces.
I don’t really blog posts of this kind but I can’t stop laughing
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